HEALTH

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“For the holy spirit and we ourselves have favored adding no further burden to you except these necessary things, to keep abstaining from things sacrificed to idols, from blood, from what is strangled, and from sexual immorality. If you carefully keep yourselves from these things, you will prosper. Good health to you.” – Apostle Paul – Acts 15:29 – Disciple Doctor Luke–The BIBLE

Attention to health is the greatest hindrance. – Plato

While we have the gift of life, it seems that the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die—whether it is our spirit, our creativity, or our glorious uniqueness. – Gilda Radner                        

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. – Pierre August Renoir

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs. – Lily Tomlin

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. –W. M. Lewis

It’s a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate. – Dave Barry

You don’t have to be a cow to know what milk is. – Ann Landers

You must have been warned about letting some of those golden hours pass by.  Yes, but some of them are golden because we let them pass by. – James M. Barrie

I exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them out to their car. – Erma Bombeck          

The idea is to die young—as late as possible – Ashley Montague

“Look!  Our son if gifted!  In skipping!”  We snickered like idiots for a while because he is just so funny.  When we laugh, we feel better about the future.” – (Young Gus has Asperger’s Syndrome) – Judith Newman – READER’S DIGEST

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. – George Carlin

Smoking means always having to say you’re sorry. – Somebody important

Everything is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Stress is an ignorant state.  It believes everything is an emergency. – Natalie Goldberg                  

Drive carefully.  We should fasten our seat belts so we won’t have to walk back to the scene of the accident. – Ira Hayes

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. – Jules Renard

Neurotics build castles in the air; psychotics live in them.  My mother cleans them. – Rita Rudner

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“And he will wipe out every tear from their eyes, and death will be no more, neither will mourning nor outcry nor pain be anymore.  The former things have passed away.” – Apostle John – Rev. 21:4 – The BIBLE

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex and rich food.  He was perfectly healthy right up to the time he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time in the month I can be myself. – Rosanne Barr

One out of four people in this country is unbalanced.  Think of your three best friends.  If they seem OK—you’re the one! – Ann Landers

I believe in exercise.  I do 45 minutes of exercises every morning, unless I do them very fast—then it takes less time. – Victor Borge

Red meat is not bad for you.  Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you. – Tom Smothers          

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

I intend to live forever—so far, so good. – Steven Wright

Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm. – Larry, the Cable Guy

Just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to starving people throughout the world.  I told them to bug off.  Anyone who fits into my clothes is not starving. – Dorothy Parker      

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. – Ben Williams            

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. – Lily Tomlin

If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise. – Virginia Haven

A man’s health can be judged by which he takes two at a time—pills or stairs. – Joan Welsh 

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.  Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.  – Lao Tzu

No one ever drowned in his own sweat. – Ann Landers

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. – Daniel Auber      

You know you’re getting old when all the names in your little black book end in M.D. – Arnold Palmer                                                                              Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. – Unknown                      

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Live as if you are going to die tomorrow.  Learn as if you are going to live forever. – Mohandas Gandhi