ANIMALS - (NATURE)

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“Go to the ant, you lazy one; Observe its ways and become wise. Although it has no commander, officer or ruler, it prepares its food in the summer, Andit gathers its food supplies for the harvest.” - Proverbs 6:6-8 - Solomon - The BIBLE

Happiness isa warm puppy. – Charles Schultz

If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice. – George Gobel

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W. C. Fields

When turkeys mate, they think of swans. – Johnny Carson

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket, and then give him only two of them. – Phil Pastoret

You don’t have to be a cow to know what milk is. – Ann Landers

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. – Steven Wright

Cats have it all—admiration and endless sleep, and company only when they want it. – Rod McKuen – BOOK OF DAYS

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. – Will Rogers

I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake.  But kids are so… unpredictable. – Steve Irwin

“You know a thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes like a doll’s eyes.  When he comes at you, he doesn’t seem to be living, until he bites you.” – From Quint (Robert Shaw) to (Roy Schieder & Richard Dreyfuss) in JAWS. – Peter Benchley (Screenplay)

Cats are intended to prove that not everything in nature has a function. – Garrison Keiller

The reason a dog has so many friends—he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Anonymous

The main difference between man and animals is—animals don’t stand in line. – Gary Larson?

Never wear anything that panics the cat. – P. J. O’Rourke                            

Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day. – Mary Ann (4 years old)

“Once I knew a nosey gnu that had a nose for news, a nose like no newsman ever knew, but now he’s dead and though I know another nosey gnu, I’ll never know a gnu that knew the news that that gnu knew.” – Wiley in B.C. (the comic strip) – Johnny Hart     

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of some weird religious cult? – Rita Rudner         

Always drink upstream from the heard. – Will Rogers

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“But You do not believe me, because you are not my sheep. My sheep listen to my voice, and I know them, and they follow me.” - John 10:26,27 - Jesus Christ - (Making his case to the Jews that he is the Messiah or Christ) - The BIBLE

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. – Ben Williams            

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

It’s weird.  People say we’re not from apes. How do you explain football then? – Mitch Hedberg      

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers

“Twelve voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike.  No question now what had happened to the faces of the pigs.  The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” – George Orwell – Conclusion of ANIMAL FARM               

What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly. – Richard Bach   

“On communication - Wisdom usually does not fall from high places.  The mighty and the splendid have taught me little.  I have learned more from my dog than from all the great books I have ever read.  The wisdom of my dog is the product of his inability to conceal his wants.  When he yearns to be loved, there is no pouting in the corner.  There are no games entitled, “Guess what’s the matter with me?”  He puts his head on my lap, wags his tail, and looks up at me with kind eyes, waiting to be petted.  No professor or sage ever told me I might have a more successful life if I simply asked for love when I needed it.” – Gerry Spence – HOW TO ARGUE AND WIN EVERY TIME

I am at two with nature. – Woody Allen

I love a dog.  He does nothing for political reasons. – Will Rogers

A farmer has to feed his cows daily to keep the milk flowing, or the cows will go dry. – Joseph Siranko (Traveling minister)                               

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion, but when he barks at strangers, it’s patriotism. – David Star Jordan

Nature does nothing uselessly. – Aristotle

If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise. – Virginia Haven

To err is human—to forgive, Canine. – Any dog will do

Clothes—why does moisture ruin leather?  Aren’t cows outside a lot?  When it’s raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse and say, “Let us in!  We’re all wearing leather!” – Jerry Seinfeld

Art is man’s nature:  Nature is God’s art. – Philip James Bailey

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. – James Herriot

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“But take your stand against, Be watchful! Your adversary, the Devil, walks about like a roaring lion, seeking to devour someone.” The Apostle Peter (Warning Christians about Satan’s tactics) - 1 Peter 5:8 - The BIBLE

The wisdom of my dog is the product of his inability to conceal his wants. – Gerry Spence

Parrots, tortoises and redwoods live a longer life than we do: Men a longer life than dogs do: Dogs a longer life than love does. – Edna St. Vincent Millay

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best. – Henry Van Dyke